We believe lies so that eventually trust no one

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Dont hit kids really they have guns.

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Have a nice trip? Why didn't you send me a postcard?

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An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, every nigga for demselves.

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Just be yourself. Theres not enough time to be someone else!

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Theres two types people in the world I hate. Racist people and chinese.

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no women no cry

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When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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